Here it is Dec.
It is Freaky cold out, and I am totally unimpressed. Although I have not to be outside for terribly long at any given time i am still unimpressed with the weather. What is it that possesses us to live here? Why Canada?
I think originally that settlers came to Canada to find free land. There were a lot of Ukrainians that settled in this area I think (this is from my own Ukrainian Books that I wrote) because it was similar to the land they knew how to live off of. It reminded them of the plains back in the homeland, complete with the cold weather. So they got there land, killed whoever was there at the time, and stayed. There was a economic incentive for them to stay here. They could make a life that is better for them here. Now that we are here, we are in a similar time with the oil patch. There are many people who flock to the area where they can work and "make a better life for themselves". So what the hell is everyone else doing here??? and can't we do all the same work other places in the world where it is nicer to be outside.
Canadians have this image of loving the outdoors, which I believe to be true. We do love the outdoors, but only because most of the time we have to spend it hiding in centrally heated insulated buildings, and we have to get out or we will inhale house dust until it clogs all out alveoli.
Canadians have done some pretty spectacular things in the few hundred years after our European ancestors over ran this place. Maybe we should embrace our history and do it again. Except this time, pick some damn place that is nice to live, and we could buy them out instead of packing out muskets and shooting them. Temperate, humid, filled with resources, and where we can build houses that need A/C instead of under floor heating.
This is my proposal. we have a lot of infrastructure here. It has got to be worth something. I say we find a 3rd world nation, which has a significant coastal landmass, and make a switch. How about Angola. Everyone in Canada moves to Angola, and all the Angolans come and live in Canada. This is a win win. We get warm weather, beaches, off shore oil reserves, Environmental amenities. Whatever we don't have, Canadians are able to construct it. Angolans on the other hand receive an infrastructure that is beyond what they could ever hope for, and resources that are labour intensive so everyone can work.
The downside is Angola has snakes, and poor neighbors. But their are more options. How about Guyana or all them countries just north of Brazil. I think there is Oil Sands there... I think we can work there. Or Shit, we could still work in the Frozen tundra we call home, but we would just have a longer flight home.
This Idea sounds crazy, but really is it any more crazy than coming to Canada the first time?? That was pretty nuts too.
Looking at Google Earth these are reasonable options:
Guyana/Suriname/French Guiana(this could be Quebec??)
Angola
Gabon/Congo(just the Coast Section and where ever the diamonds are) (Not Cameroon, cause we dont' want Nigerian Neighbours)
Somalia is not a bad choice
Tunisia/Algeria
Isreal/Palestine (think how many problems this would solve! they could give the Palesinians PEI)
Madagascar!!! this is good
Iran (I dont' the the US would like this one, but what do we care, we are outta here!)
Myanmar
Bangladesh
Vietnam (this is half done for us already!)
Indonesia
Papua New Guinea (create better neighbours for the Aussies!)
Now this all sounds bad: You are probably syaing to yourself "I don't want to live in Myanmar!" but what the vision entails is that all the people move out, and we replace them with Canadians! So there would only be the natural wonders that exist there, and all the people you know and love from Canada would be there.
I am taking this Idea to our MP.